The writer inside yours truly had an indigestion on 4th Feb 2009 1:16 AM IST and has vomited words on this blog! (Just an after thought.. should really use sublime metaphors to reflect an aesthetic and artistic mind rather than concentrating on
the ailments of stomach...I just appended it to my TO DO list of 2009)
Lately, I have taken up a habit of shooting grief stricken SMSes to a close friend regarding my current situation in life. Although committing a shameful(Because Nokia 3010 of hers can accommodate only 10 SMSes at a time) act of flooding her inbox with my profound SMSes, yet I feel it is an obligation to the writer within me. I cannot suppress it anymore.I feel like Vincent Van Gogh...Maybe my SMSes will find immortality for impacting the mankind for sharing some profound reflections on life and making a unique and lasting contribution to society.Technically, I am not a painter, and I suspect the mobile service providers don't publish SMSes for public reading.
But my mood is perfect to write a Pulitzer Prize Winning SMS. By the way, I hope they give out an award in this category starting from 2009.My loved ones seem to object my choice of clothing as the color of all my garments range from Light Slate Grey to Dark Slate Grey. Actually, should have mentioned just Dark Slate Grey as my washing machine has the privilege of introducing lighter shades of Slate Grey
into my life.
Apart from the perfect sad clothes, I wear the perfect deep, forlorn look. At this point I have turned contemplative and my eyes have become all squinty...I am ready to churn out some poignant SMSes about my life.
Apparently, have just experienced writers block as last three SMSes sent by me were:
1. S***!Life sucks!
2. Life sucks big time!
3. GOD! LIFE SUCKS BIG TIME!
Third one is really insightful and interesting. I just discovered my religious side! Pain has made me closer to God. I am turning into a theist!Great! My mom will be thrilled!
This epiphany has just pushed me into more contemplative mode.
My bro just popped in and gave me a smirk which can be roughly translated to "You big loser who..... loses everytime. (GOD! SECOND OCCURRENCE OF WRITERS BLOCK IN 10 MINUTES.)" I immediately gave him my if-looks-could-kill look for breaking my meditation. But it transformed his smirk to a full fledged scoffing.Though, I admit that I may be partly responsible for the transformation. I strained my eyes so much in attempting to achieve that extremely venomous if-looks-could-kill look that I ended up winking in a very conspicuous and hideous manner which is not normally
adopted by a normal human being.I think I may have to reconsider the sentiments of my brother. They may hold some truth.But tell you what, who cares, Life sucks!
Bottoms up to Life!
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5 comments:
Hmmm.. finally a post after a long time... anyways I thought you might share your opinion on the latest movies you saw and the books you are reading... and how they suck big time.. ;) well on second thoughts the movies.. not the books...what say?
hi Manasi..welcome to the "life sucks" club! didn't know u blogged..nice..:) tc
Hey Grace!
Btw this is not Manasi's post...But I guess she is a member too :P
Thanks for reading though!
Hey Grace..
This is my sis's blog.... just trying to get her more readers.... :)
hey, I knew a aditi kulkarni from rajkamal apts, in marol mumbai. kinda on a mission to get back in touch with people from long long ago. if you are that aditi and remember me buzz please ;)
btw i realise how this comes off as stalker-ish/weird if you don't know me but after all we're all just ordinary men.
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