Note of Appreciation

K, I am dedicating this post to you .

Let me confess...I took lot of efforts to convince myself that you were not really worth writing about but somehow this is a proof that I couldn't convince myself.
But your very existence has a deep impact on me...(Actually the depth of impact is 1.23 picometers :P)

Anyways I want to pickup where we left...

You are :

1. Illogical
I say this because you said,
"I have many secret admirers."

Your claim to the existence of such phenomenon contradicts the truth universally acknowledged that,
"Man is an intelligent animal."
And by man I mean human race.
With adherence to Principle of Contradiction your claim becomes void, as an axiom cannot be refuted.
Q.E.D.
So I can safely ascribe the attribute illogical to you.

2. Intelligent
As you are intelligent enough to understand the above argument and making a mental note of you telling me that

"I couldn't follow a thing.You wrote all crap."
while successfully giving me an impression that you really couldn't understand a thing.

3. Unpredictable
After reading section 1 and section 2 you actually change your mind now and think of telling me that "I followed your argument perfectly and it was true."

4. Fickle
With all the mental notes you took and everything...at the spur of moment you say to me,
"Chalo..OK...I think my admirers are not human." and I am back to square one trying to prove it in a different way.

Please note that the confession of the fact that,
"I think my admirers are not human."
to debunk the proof stated in section 1 is not a streak of brilliance. It is a purely coincidental that you uttered these 7 words one after another...It is a product of your fickle mind.


And yes you may take the above attributes as a compliment.

Need I compliment you more?
The fact that I have spent 54 minutes (that includes 35 minutes we spent talking on the phone on monday + 15 minutes to write this post + 4 minutes to type it) is a proof enough. And don't discount the fact that I am writing this note of appreciation for whole world to see. :P

By the way, just for the record, Sigmund Freud's last words were,

“This is absurd! This is absurd!”

;)